Saturday, September 26, 2009

Funny ^.^

I knew a girl that was so stupid that........

1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'(意思:浓缩物).
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind(意思:做决定).
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax(意思:传真信件) with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown(意思:淹死) a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.(这个我不明白,看懂的人请留言告诉我~谢谢)
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless(意思:无电线的、无与电源连接的) phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test(意思:验血).
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.(这个我不明白,晓得的人记得要留言告诉我~感谢)
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.

I understand all of these, except number 7 and 14.
If you are not understand, leave a "comment"(to ask me, except number 7 and 14).

Laughing loudly.......Hahaha!

*有些没有注释,因为是靠common sense就可以明白的。

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